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The Vending Machine

Post by Harmony on Sat Sep 10, 2011 3:44 pm

The vending Machine. The ultimate in high tech fabrication. Insert an object to get something related and totally random otherwise!
Insert a fake coin? Get a silly mask!
Insert a toy cow? Get a rubber chicken!
Insert a Phallus? Get a Newborn!

Incredibly simple! The possibilities are Endless!!!!!
Step right up to the great Santa's Shop of wondersTM, Test your Luck today!


*Inserts Azure Flame Kitty*



Received items MUST be related in some way shape or form to the Inserted object.

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Alice on Sat Sep 10, 2011 5:57 pm

you get a Crimson Ice Doggy

insert a cake
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Post by Harmony on Sat Sep 10, 2011 6:00 pm

You get Honey-Senpai!

*Inserts Haruhi Fujioka*

*Never actually read they're names anywhere, just sounding them out xD*

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by DyreWhite on Sat Sep 10, 2011 11:41 pm

You get some pocky :/

*Inserts some money o.o*

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Harmony on Sat Sep 10, 2011 11:50 pm

Try to make some sense >>


You get Change!

*Inserts Seraphi's erection!

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Post by DyreWhite on Sat Sep 10, 2011 11:54 pm

You get some feathers and a condom.

*inserts Ke$ha*

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Post by EricFang on Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:16 am

you get a compact disk player

-inserts a Serenity coin-

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Harmony on Sun Sep 11, 2011 3:27 pm

You get a complementary BJ.


*inserts Text*

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Post by Macha on Sun Sep 11, 2011 6:21 pm

You get a message

Insert a puppy

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Post by Harmony on Sun Sep 11, 2011 6:25 pm

You get a Guppy!

*inserts a pokemon ball*

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Post by Macha on Sun Sep 11, 2011 6:32 pm

You get a Magikarp

Insert a banana and some ice cream

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Post by Harmony on Sun Sep 11, 2011 6:36 pm

You get a cucumber and sour cream


*inserts Macha's nonexistence Innocence*

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Post by Ember on Sun Sep 11, 2011 6:43 pm

You get anti-Macha!

*inserts self*
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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Harmony on Sun Sep 11, 2011 6:44 pm

You get a porn mag


*inserts Panther*

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Post by Macha on Sun Sep 11, 2011 6:46 pm

You get a catgirl

Insert Santina's pervertedness

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Post by Harmony on Sun Sep 11, 2011 6:47 pm

You get a Calculator with an automatic Divide by Zero function


*inserts Zombie Army*

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Post by Macha on Sun Sep 11, 2011 6:49 pm

You get a half eaten brain

Insert Macha's innocence (It is a real thing >__<)

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Post by Harmony on Sun Sep 11, 2011 7:09 pm

You get a black heart with two orbiting balls of flame.


*Inserts Fauna*

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Post by Macha on Sun Sep 11, 2011 7:29 pm

You get an S&M set

Inserts a beer

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Post by Harmony on Sun Sep 11, 2011 7:33 pm

You get a DUI

*Inserts a bottle of pure Hope*

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Post by Macha on Sun Sep 11, 2011 7:37 pm

You get pure disappointment

Inserts Santina

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Post by Harmony on Sun Sep 11, 2011 7:49 pm

You get a lump of coal.


*Inserts a Taco.... ^,..,^*

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Post by Macha on Sun Sep 11, 2011 8:00 pm

You get a taco (mexican food)

Insert a Takai O__O

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Post by Harmony on Sun Sep 11, 2011 8:06 pm

You get a devoted slave named Koto


*Inserts Codename: Angel*

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Post by Macha on Sun Sep 11, 2011 8:30 pm

Sweet

You get a naughty Seraphi <__<

Insert a bear

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