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The Vending Machine

Post by Harmony on Sat Sep 10, 2011 3:44 pm

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The vending Machine. The ultimate in high tech fabrication. Insert an object to get something related and totally random otherwise!
Insert a fake coin? Get a silly mask!
Insert a toy cow? Get a rubber chicken!
Insert a Phallus? Get a Newborn!

Incredibly simple! The possibilities are Endless!!!!!
Step right up to the great Santa's Shop of wondersTM, Test your Luck today!


*Inserts Azure Flame Kitty*



Received items MUST be related in some way shape or form to the Inserted object.

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Akira on Sun Sep 18, 2011 11:08 pm

The machine blows up killing you

*Moves to the next machine*

*Inserts a sword*

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Loki on Sun Sep 18, 2011 11:12 pm

your sword gets cut off. o-o

insert gullible

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Guest on Sun Sep 18, 2011 11:29 pm

You get your lungs stolen

*Inserts the word "S-E-X"

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Post by Abel XIV on Sun Sep 18, 2011 11:30 pm

You get a chastity belt


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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by CL on Mon Sep 19, 2011 12:53 am

You got power and brain drain! The machine sucks it all in, then had life, becomes the most powerful creation on all Haven, and defeated you! Muwahahahahahahaha!

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Djay Payne on Mon Sep 19, 2011 2:26 am

you get back a stamp that says, "you call that sexy?" on the front and has a picture of Kazuya winking on the back.

*inserts vending machine*

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Loki on Mon Sep 19, 2011 2:34 am

you get a time/space paradox

insert a poison dart frog

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Post by DyreWhite on Mon Sep 19, 2011 6:42 pm

you get a bunch of poison darts to the face.

*inserts a jar of hot sauce.*

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Loki on Mon Sep 19, 2011 9:41 pm

you get a jar of hot peppers.

insert a nintendo ds

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by CL on Tue Sep 20, 2011 2:36 pm

You get a pokeball! XDDD

*inserts her bras*

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Post by Guest on Tue Sep 20, 2011 7:14 pm

You get sexy lingerie.

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Post by Harmony on Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:39 am

You get a strawberry slushy!
(One of the loosest relations I've given, but oh well)

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by CL on Wed Sep 21, 2011 2:09 am

You got the top poster award!

*inserts Santina plushie*

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Post by Loki on Wed Sep 21, 2011 2:16 am

you get cold, hard coal.

insert a pirate

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Post by CL on Wed Sep 21, 2011 2:30 am

you get a ghost ship!

*insert a strand of Kotone's silver hair*

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Post by Dante on Wed Sep 21, 2011 10:36 am

You get more silver hair!

*inserts a bookcase*
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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by CL on Wed Sep 21, 2011 10:43 am

You got a 30-volume encyclopedia!

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Post by Dante on Wed Sep 21, 2011 11:31 am

You get Kaine VIX

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Atkella on Wed Sep 21, 2011 11:42 am

You get a $10 dollar gas card from Wal-Mart,

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Post by CL on Wed Sep 21, 2011 11:46 am

you get a boxing glove!

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Post by Atkella on Wed Sep 21, 2011 11:56 am

The sound of someone shouting "OY!" fills the room.

*Inserts five pounds of raw beef*

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Post by CL on Wed Sep 21, 2011 11:58 am

You get five pounds of corned beef XDD

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Post by Atkella on Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:07 pm

"You get Acid Reflux"

*inserts quarter*

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Post by Dante on Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:09 pm

You get half

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Post by CL on Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:12 pm

You get an Atkella plushie XDD

*inserts a black cat*

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