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The Vending Machine

Post by Harmony on Sat Sep 10, 2011 3:44 pm

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The vending Machine. The ultimate in high tech fabrication. Insert an object to get something related and totally random otherwise!
Insert a fake coin? Get a silly mask!
Insert a toy cow? Get a rubber chicken!
Insert a Phallus? Get a Newborn!

Incredibly simple! The possibilities are Endless!!!!!
Step right up to the great Santa's Shop of wondersTM, Test your Luck today!


*Inserts Azure Flame Kitty*



Received items MUST be related in some way shape or form to the Inserted object.

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Dante on Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:17 pm

You get a White tiger called Byakko

*Inserts Atkella plushie*
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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by CL on Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:19 pm

You get a real life Atkella!

*inserts Dante*

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Dante on Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:54 pm

You get Vergil

*Inserts Real life*
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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Shuhei on Wed Sep 21, 2011 1:06 pm

Inserts a slap on the ass.

Gets a slap back

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Harmony on Wed Sep 21, 2011 1:13 pm

....

Gets a slap back... ?

@real life.

You get Repo'd!

*Inserts Fantasy novel*

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Atkella on Wed Sep 21, 2011 2:22 pm

You get an Epic Space Opera

*inserts Charlie Sheen's tiger blood*

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Dante on Wed Sep 21, 2011 3:34 pm

You get a can of Siberian tiger blood

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Harmony on Wed Sep 21, 2011 3:48 pm

You get a turtle head...


*Inserts Lame Anime*

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Post by Dante on Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:00 pm

You get a worse Anime!

*Inserts toilet seat*
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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Atkella on Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:38 pm

You get a big ol' pile of dookie.

*inserts frog ass*

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Harmony on Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:40 pm

You get dog shit!

*Inserts a pine cone*

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Post by Dante on Wed Sep 21, 2011 6:28 pm

You get a pine tree

*Inserts a donut*
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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Harmony on Wed Sep 21, 2011 7:31 pm

You get a lug-nut


*Inserts Motorcycle Gast Tank, Motorcycle Handbrake, Lawn mower blade, and a Pilot Light*

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Post by Atkella on Wed Sep 21, 2011 10:22 pm

You get a flaming sword known as a Shishkebab.

*inserts ham flavored ice cream*

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by The Gatherer on Wed Sep 21, 2011 10:33 pm

You get a Gobul

Insert 3 wyvern fangs, a rathalos plate, and a rathalos talon?
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Post by Atkella on Wed Sep 21, 2011 10:35 pm

You get a badass Greatsword with fire element out the wazoo.

*Insert Royal Rhino*

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We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only fly by embracing one another. ~ Luciano de Crescenzo

Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex. It takes a touch of genius, and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction. ~ Albert Einstein

Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking. ~ Albert Einstein

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing ~ Edmund Burke
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Post by Harmony on Wed Sep 21, 2011 10:37 pm

You get an Ice cream cone of Distaste. (+5 unholy damage to Fire elementals and irked forum members)

You get a Commoner's cup of Instant coffee.

*Inserts coin of repentance*

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Post by Atkella on Wed Sep 21, 2011 10:39 pm

You get a Soda of Forgiveness

*insert a rat's ass*

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Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex. It takes a touch of genius, and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction. ~ Albert Einstein

Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking. ~ Albert Einstein

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing ~ Edmund Burke
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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Harmony on Wed Sep 21, 2011 10:40 pm

You get a tapped ass!

*inserts a lolbucket*

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Post by Atkella on Wed Sep 21, 2011 10:45 pm

You get a roflcopter

*Insert a top hat, a cane, and a frog*

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Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex. It takes a touch of genius, and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction. ~ Albert Einstein

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Post by Harmony on Wed Sep 21, 2011 10:46 pm

You get and old cartoon!

*Inserts an oversized sword, orange wig, and black robes*

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Atkella on Wed Sep 21, 2011 10:49 pm

You get Kenpachi Zaraki, a man who is way cooler than Ichigo.

*insert a raunchy burp*

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Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex. It takes a touch of genius, and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction. ~ Albert Einstein

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Post by Harmony on Wed Sep 21, 2011 10:51 pm

You get nothings.


*Insert a wavy blue bracelet, a transgender symbol, and a blue wig*

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Post by Atkella on Wed Sep 21, 2011 11:01 pm

You get Lady Gaga

*insert a game of solitaire*

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Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex. It takes a touch of genius, and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction. ~ Albert Einstein

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Post by The Gatherer on Wed Sep 21, 2011 11:08 pm

You get a game of Freecell

Insert some Christian Metalcore
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