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The Vending Machine

Post by Harmony on Sat Sep 10, 2011 3:44 pm

First topic message reminder :

The vending Machine. The ultimate in high tech fabrication. Insert an object to get something related and totally random otherwise!
Insert a fake coin? Get a silly mask!
Insert a toy cow? Get a rubber chicken!
Insert a Phallus? Get a Newborn!

Incredibly simple! The possibilities are Endless!!!!!
Step right up to the great Santa's Shop of wondersTM, Test your Luck today!


*Inserts Azure Flame Kitty*



Received items MUST be related in some way shape or form to the Inserted object.

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by DyreWhite on Mon Sep 12, 2011 8:59 pm

You get fleas.

*Inserts some peas*

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Harmony on Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:54 pm

You get a plea for mercy!

*Inserts a savagely beaten pickle* No it is not mine, why do you ask?

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by DyreWhite on Mon Sep 12, 2011 11:52 pm

You get some beer nuts.

*inserts kingdom Hearts*

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Harmony on Tue Sep 13, 2011 1:02 am

You get Goofy!

*Inserts Oblivion disk*

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Post by DyreWhite on Tue Sep 13, 2011 1:03 am

You get skyrim o,o

*inserts an owl...hoot*

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Post by Harmony on Tue Sep 13, 2011 1:13 am

You get a wooden Dowel


*Inserts broken lightbulb*

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Macha on Tue Sep 13, 2011 1:40 am

Get fixed lightbulb

Insert shovel

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Post by DyreWhite on Tue Sep 13, 2011 1:43 am

You get a mate!

*Inserts Ember's undies!~*

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Post by Harmony on Tue Sep 13, 2011 1:50 am

You get Macha's boobies!

*Inserts Macha's favorite pleasure toy*

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Post by DyreWhite on Tue Sep 13, 2011 1:54 am

You get a very happy Macha.

*inserts a flash light.*

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Macha on Tue Sep 13, 2011 2:14 am

You get a match

Insert Santina's boobies

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by DyreWhite on Tue Sep 13, 2011 6:32 am

You get a lot of jigglyness.

*Inserts a glass of water*

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Macha on Tue Sep 13, 2011 7:16 am

You get an ice cube

Insert DyreWhite

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Post by Harmony on Tue Sep 13, 2011 1:45 pm

You get Pitch Black

*Inserts Macha's left nipple* (Don't worries, it was severed from a Clone macha)

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Macha on Tue Sep 13, 2011 1:58 pm

Why must we use my body parts?

You get a right nipple

Inserts Seraphi's wings

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Post by Harmony on Tue Sep 13, 2011 2:00 pm

You get his cherries~

*Inserts macha's liver* Yay harvesting from innocent clones perfectly identical mind body and soul to the real one~

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Post by DyreWhite on Tue Sep 13, 2011 6:58 pm

You get kidney pie. XD

*inserts your favorite song*

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Post by Harmony on Tue Sep 13, 2011 7:32 pm

You get an MP3 file with lots of moaning~
I know what your thinking... Sexy moaning or zombie moaning? You may never know...



*Inserts Dyre's severed meanstick*

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Post by DyreWhite on Tue Sep 13, 2011 7:38 pm

I didn't know I had one of those. You get a can of Tuna.

*Inserts a wrapper.*

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Post by Harmony on Tue Sep 13, 2011 7:47 pm

You get a Diaper.

*Inserts Dyre's right eye*

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Post by DyreWhite on Tue Sep 13, 2011 7:56 pm

You get Macha's left eye. o.o

*Inserts santinas coat*

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Post by Harmony on Tue Sep 13, 2011 7:59 pm

You get a naked Santina! Special sleeping edition!


*Inserts [censored]*

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Post by DyreWhite on Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:03 pm

You get a w- *passes out before he can answer*

*inserts sleeping pills*

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Post by Harmony on Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:06 pm

You get a cloud of sleeping gas! Ohshi- It didn't come in a bot-


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Post by DyreWhite on Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:07 pm

ZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzz *doesn't fit*

*inserts a midol*

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