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The Vending Machine

Post by Harmony on Sat Sep 10, 2011 3:44 pm

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The vending Machine. The ultimate in high tech fabrication. Insert an object to get something related and totally random otherwise!
Insert a fake coin? Get a silly mask!
Insert a toy cow? Get a rubber chicken!
Insert a Phallus? Get a Newborn!

Incredibly simple! The possibilities are Endless!!!!!
Step right up to the great Santa's Shop of wondersTM, Test your Luck today!


*Inserts Azure Flame Kitty*



Received items MUST be related in some way shape or form to the Inserted object.

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Harmony on Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:09 pm

Anything fits in the Vending Machine. even If I imagine it as my- Hoho, look at the time.


*Inserts bottle of pure Doom*

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by DyreWhite on Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:11 pm

(lol) "You get an hour of waiting on hold with customer service.

*inserts some chapstick*

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Harmony on Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:12 pm

You get a Slapstick.


*Inserts vibrator!*

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by DyreWhite on Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:14 pm

You get a blushing Dyre! :O

*Inserts a collar*

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Harmony on Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:15 pm

You get a slave-Macha.


*Inserts Fauna's sexual fluids*

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by DyreWhite on Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:20 pm

Bwah I'm all sticky! You get a pretty flower...?

*Inserts some napkins*

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Harmony on Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:22 pm

You get a towel~ wrapped around a naked girl~


*Inserts said naked girl~*

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by DyreWhite on Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:29 pm

You get a clean towel! I get to keep the girl :3

*Inserts a pretzel.*

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Harmony on Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:34 pm

You get cheese dip.

*Inserts coin*

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Post by DyreWhite on Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:35 pm

You get a condom!

*inserts used condom*

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Harmony on Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:51 pm

You get an avoided pregnancy!


*Inserts unavoidable pregnancy*

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Post by DyreWhite on Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:59 pm

You get adoption!

*inserts a sock*

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Harmony on Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:05 pm

you get a lock!

*Inserts a pickle*

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by DyreWhite on Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:18 pm

You get a sickle!

*inserts a pot*

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Post by Shuhei on Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:47 pm

You get a small square of paper hehehe

*Inserts myself*

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Harmony on Thu Sep 15, 2011 2:12 am

You get Ichigo's mask.


*Inserts Maki-Maki*

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by DyreWhite on Thu Sep 15, 2011 8:42 am

You get sushi! <3

*Inserts some cheez-its*

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Post by Harmony on Thu Sep 15, 2011 1:36 pm

You get some Sleazy-Tits

*Inserts a beehive*

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Loki on Sun Sep 18, 2011 9:13 pm

you get chased by angry bees

inserts a coin

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Post by Loki on Sun Sep 18, 2011 9:29 pm

you get takai

inserts the Dark Magician

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Post by Akira on Sun Sep 18, 2011 11:02 pm

You get a serving of decapitation

*Inserts Elseria*

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Re: The Vending Machine

Post by Loki on Sun Sep 18, 2011 11:04 pm

the machine breaks down and you get nothing.

insert sugar and spice and everything nice.

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