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101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Ember on Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:13 am

The title is self-explanatory. Just post one way you could get kicked out of Walmart.

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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Serenity Leon on Mon Oct 10, 2011 8:25 pm

Go jousting in the shopping carts in the isles!!

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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Makina and Ouri on Sat Oct 22, 2011 3:10 pm

Do skits in the lingerie section.

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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Adalgar Von Karl on Sat Oct 22, 2011 3:16 pm

Run nude throughout the entire store.
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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Makina and Ouri on Sat Oct 22, 2011 3:20 pm

Open boxes and place different items in them.

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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Guest on Sat Oct 22, 2011 3:24 pm

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Covering your bare body with butter substitute and go around telling everyone "I can't believe its not butter!"

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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Makina and Ouri on Sat Oct 22, 2011 3:28 pm

Chasing the butter person around claiming you can easily taste the difference if she'd consent to a full body tasting.

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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Guest on Sat Oct 22, 2011 3:29 pm

Testing the Hunt and Game sections wares on potential customers.

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Post by Makina and Ouri on Sat Oct 22, 2011 3:32 pm

Going to the pet section and asking "how do you cook it?".

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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Guest on Sat Oct 22, 2011 3:33 pm

Trying to Tan yourself against the Deli section's display.
True story *nods*

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Post by Shuhei on Sun Oct 23, 2011 5:02 pm

Playing Football with a buddy in the sports section.

True Story... lol

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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Guest on Sun Oct 23, 2011 5:16 pm

Trying to find Nemo in the fish section. (every walmart has one of those right? the section with all those little fishies... OMG.... They're FOOD They're always by the pet food section! They're chow... *enlightened)

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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Wanderer on Mon Oct 24, 2011 11:13 am

Go to the camping section and have a nap inside one of the tents.
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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Guest on Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:08 pm

Not using the dressing rooms to try on clothes.

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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Wanderer on Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:44 pm

Start reading all the books in the book section, tearing the pages as you finish them.
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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Guest on Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:59 pm

Test the bath section's soaps using the water fountains.

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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Wanderer on Mon Oct 24, 2011 4:45 pm

Go to the music section and begin criticizing everyone's tastes saying that "They are brainless ignorants that don't know a f*cking thing about music" as they look for CDs.
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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Guest on Mon Oct 24, 2011 5:15 pm

Running around with a camera and two buddies holding expensive looking equipment (Taken from the Electronics isle) pretending to host a show:
Congratulations! You've just been kicked in the nuts"

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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Guest on Thu Nov 03, 2011 8:13 pm

Masturbating to sexy images in the many semi-pornographic images displayed in the Magazine section.

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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Guest on Thu Nov 03, 2011 10:56 pm

Climbing on to the roof to plant a homemade flag for a bet.

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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Rickard Albarn on Thu Nov 03, 2011 11:09 pm

Playing baseball with everything but a bat and a ball.

...now I really want to do that xD

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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Starblack on Fri Nov 04, 2011 12:46 am

LARP'ing down the isles of the Bikes section.

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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Gildemeir on Fri Nov 04, 2011 1:21 am

Take control of the intercom and announcer to all the Wal-mart shoppers that Wal-Mart sucks.
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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Xemnas on Sun Nov 06, 2011 12:20 pm

Run naked around the shop covered with false blood shouting: "They are goimg to kill us all!!!"

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