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101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Ember on Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:13 am

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The title is self-explanatory. Just post one way you could get kicked out of Walmart.

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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Spectre-K10 on Sat Nov 24, 2012 7:41 pm

Switch around the signs and watch the confusion unfold

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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Nexus Zeal on Thu Feb 07, 2013 2:17 am

start living there without paying rent.

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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Meian Light on Thu Feb 07, 2013 9:29 pm

Scan your butt at every checkout counter.. Priceless
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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Colt Strangelove on Fri Feb 08, 2013 12:33 am

Even better! Scan every checkout counter with your butt!
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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Hawkeman92 on Fri Feb 22, 2013 9:06 pm

Scan every butt with your butt but don't butt in on the butts that butt in on other butts.
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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by bloody_thunder on Tue May 14, 2013 6:08 pm

if a employee comes within 30 ft scream GET AWAY FROM ME and leave the store

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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Spectre-K10 on Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:11 pm

Unplug the security cams

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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Sendri Cluskio on Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:02 am

82 ways, let's get to that 101 and stop cuz why the hell not? XD

Use the paintball guns and have a war with some friends all over the wall. The bases will be the women's clothes and the furniture. Three hit's and your "dead", but with unlimited respawns.

Don't buy any of this stuff.

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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Spectre-K10 on Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:36 am

Heh.

Taxi a plane into the building, then ask for directions to another mall.

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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Kryn Cluskio on Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:40 am

Curse really loud and oh so often. Simple, yet effective.

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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Kurt Rawson on Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:46 am

Start singing Laid to Rest by Lamb of God as loud as you can.
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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Spectre-K10 on Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:39 am

Start preaching. Naked.

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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Sendri Cluskio on Mon Jun 03, 2013 7:18 am

Walk around with pillows wrapped around your body and a cord hanging from under your coat. Oh, and be wearing a coat. Then go around asking people what the price for various items are. Grab the cord and look really mad and yell "what?!" when they say the price.

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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Spectre-K10 on Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:16 am

Start poking everyone with an inflatable horn strapped to your head.

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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Sendri Cluskio on Mon Jun 03, 2013 12:04 pm

steal stuff.

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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Spectre-K10 on Mon Jun 03, 2013 12:24 pm

Pee in the corner, EVERY CORNER!

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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Caelestis on Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:27 pm

Pretend you're murdering your best friend for a youtube video in the middle of the toy section and make a little girl cry (Seriously happened xD)

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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Sendri Cluskio on Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:46 pm

Flirt with every employee. All of them.

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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Caelestis on Sun Jun 09, 2013 4:35 pm

Go-Go Dance in the deli section yelling "You know you want THIS meat!"

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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Kryn Cluskio on Sun Jun 09, 2013 4:50 pm

Eating the deli meat raw behind the counter... while you don't even work there.

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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Caelestis on Sun Jun 09, 2013 5:25 pm

Go into every isle, find something you don't like, and yell "PADRE PORQUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" At the top of your lungs, while falling to your knees and holding the item in the air as if it were the dead corpse of a loved one.

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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by .::Muna::. on Sun Jun 09, 2013 5:46 pm

Dress in lingerie dancing n singing to the music (My wal mart has music) swinging against the building posts inside.

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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Caelestis on Tue Jun 11, 2013 8:36 pm

Run through the store yelling "THERE'S A PARTY IN MY PANTS AND EVERYONE IS INVITED!"

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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Minra on Thu Jun 13, 2013 8:04 am

Running through the store yelling might be good enough as it is...

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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Post by Alpha Cygni on Thu Jun 13, 2013 9:06 am

Walk in wearing full replica N7 armor and try to get a discount by saying "I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store in the city"... after doing the exact same thing to every other store in the area.

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