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Post by Gildemeir on Thu May 09, 2013 10:39 pm

TIP #1. Toasters do not make viable bath toys......especially when they've been plugged in.
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Post by Spectre-K10 on Thu May 09, 2013 10:49 pm

Excellent tip to live by, I say!

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Post by Gildemeir on Fri May 10, 2013 12:52 pm

TIP #2. Remember, when all else fails.....lie about it.
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Post by Gildemeir on Sat May 11, 2013 3:58 am

TIP #3. When the Zombie Apocalypse eventually comes.....be sure to keep plenty of ketchup on hand....you know....just in case.
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Post by bloody_thunder on Sat May 11, 2013 3:04 pm

good I would also accept dress like a zombie to fool other zombies but ketchup works fine

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Post by Gildemeir on Sun May 12, 2013 2:18 am

TIP #4. Suicide bombers are da bomb....no seriously they literally are the bomb.
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Post by Gildemeir on Mon May 13, 2013 3:09 am

TIP #5. Sticking your hand inside the lion enclosure at the zoo will result in a very unhappy afternoon.
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Post by Azmara on Mon May 13, 2013 8:34 pm

Really!? O.o huh...*writes notes*

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Post by Gildemeir on Tue May 14, 2013 2:21 am

TIP #6. Insanity is merely a state of mind......at least until the chainsaw wielding psychopath attacks you.
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Post by bloody_thunder on Tue May 14, 2013 5:51 pm

HMM interesting keep going *writes notes

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Post by Gildemeir on Wed May 15, 2013 2:02 am

TIP #7. Running in and out of heavy traffic during rush hour is fun until someone doesn't stop in time.
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Post by Spectre-K10 on Wed May 15, 2013 3:07 am

I know how that feels. That guy wasn't laughing when he hit a 30ton exosuit. I'm sure he would if he didn't become a vegetable.

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Post by Gildemeir on Thu May 16, 2013 2:57 am

TIP #8. It's only funny until somebody gets hurt......in which case it become hilarious.
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Post by Gildemeir on Fri May 17, 2013 2:18 am

TIP #9. When the end of the Earth eventually comes......Armageddon outta here!
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Post by Gildemeir on Sat May 18, 2013 2:05 am

TIP #10. They say elephants never forget.....TO KILL!
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Post by Gildemeir on Mon May 27, 2013 4:50 pm

TIP #11. Stalking's only illegal if you get caught doing it.
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Post by Gildemeir on Tue May 28, 2013 2:56 am

TIP #12. Swimming with Dolphins, a-okay. Swimming with piranhas.....probably not so much.
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Post by Kurt Rawson on Tue May 28, 2013 5:18 am

But...but....
You would just let the poor piranhas swim all alone? How evil of you?

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